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April 18, 2006

Prez won’t rule out nukes… WTF?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Rhapsody @ 5:00 pm

Are you freaking kidding me? This is the most fucktarded thing I’ve heard in quite some time. And I’ve been working in corporate American for a while, so I’ve heard quite the stupid things more often than I should. So if diplomacy (read: threats) don’t work, we could nuke em? Read for yourself.

You know, this reminds me of a scenario I’ve seen in the online gaming community. A group makes a plan. An attack plan, if you will. But then there’s one moron who either listens and doesn’t comprehend or care, or he simply doesn’t listen. He’s Leeroy Jenkins. He’s a moron and he kills everyone with his stupidity and dumb anti-tactics. George W. Bush is Leeroy Jenkins, American President.

April 11, 2006

As if flying with crying babies wasn’t bad enough…

Filed under: travel — Rhapsody @ 5:20 pm

… repeat after me people: the back of the airplane seat in front of me does not belong to me. I will not use it to assist me in leaving my seat. I will not slam my tray table into it. There is a cranky person trying to sleep in that seat. That cranky person has been listening to a colicky baby and failing to sleep for the last 500 miles. I will not disturb cranky. Cranky will hurt me.

Thank you.

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