Companies who don’t hire me are dumb. Companies who don’t hire me for a job I’m perfect for are IDIOTS.
Screw you, company. I would have rocked with your company. Like, you would have wondered how you ever got along without me. But no, you have to go and remove the job req from your website. Word is you had someone tapped for the job to begin with.
That’s not just dumb, it blows.
Now it’s just sour grapes, stupid company. I plan to never buy your sweet, delicious, awesome products. They’re over priced anyway. I mean, I would only just be more productive and happy with your products. Who needs that? Not me. I’m content, ECSTATIC, with my inefficient fumblings with my current products. Getting better stuff would just leave me empty and without any real purpose or hope of better.
