Companies who don’t hire me are dumb. Companies who don’t hire me for a job I’m perfect for are IDIOTS.
Screw you, company. I would have rocked with your company. Like, you would have wondered how you ever got along without me. But no, you have to go and remove the job req from your website. Word is you had someone tapped for the job to begin with.
That’s not just dumb, it blows.
Now it’s just sour grapes, stupid company. I plan to never buy your sweet, delicious, awesome products. They’re over priced anyway. I mean, I would only just be more productive and happy with your products. Who needs that? Not me. I’m content, ECSTATIC, with my inefficient fumblings with my current products. Getting better stuff would just leave me empty and without any real purpose or hope of better.
I’ve got a job that you’d perfect for. It’s a part time position with primarily intangible and added benefits. I’d be glad to let you interview. As far as I can tell your assets are perfect and your skill set is well suited. If you don’t want to let anyone know you’re interviewing that’s fine too. We can just see how well you would work out for the job. It would probably help you get over the last job as well. Let me know…
Comment by Heywood — November 6, 2007 @ 2:19 am
Thanks, Heywood. But I’ve got to imagine that anyone willing to hire someone based solely on their anonymous blog rantings has got a glut of applicants and willing workers out there in the blogosphere. If you’re still serious later on, *shrug*, maybe we’ll talk.
The job I want is this: no commute. No set hours. No high expectations and in fact no output expected. Occasional advice requested on soft topics that require opinions backed by no hard evidence. Lots of company-paid travel to awesome locations, but I get to pick the airline and hotels. Oh yeah, and a big fat paycheck, 401k matching, full benefits (ok, I’ll negotiate that one), 3 weeks paid vacation to start, at least 10 holidays per year, and an unmonitored network with a huge, fat pipe.
Comment by Rhapsody — December 11, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
Oh, I can guarantee the last request.
Comment by Heywood — January 8, 2008 @ 6:31 am
Lol
Comment by Rhapsody — January 8, 2008 @ 6:53 pm