The job I want is this: no commute. No set hours. No high expectations and in fact no output expected. Occasional advice requested on soft topics that require opinions backed by no hard evidence. Lots of company-paid travel to awesome locations, but I get to pick the airline and hotels. Oh yeah, and a big fat paycheck, 401k matching, full benefits (ok, I’ll negotiate that one), 3 weeks paid vacation to start, at least 10 holidays per year, and an unmonitored network with a huge, fat pipe.