I recently read and responded to a very harmless blog entry about airline bag fees. Evidently European Ryanair is going to charge for bags that are checked. I commented that in America, it would simply result in people carrying on even more crap than they already do. Well, comments continued and basically we came to America = materialistic society.
So. Here’s my double-pointed beef. One, I can’t stand how long it takes to load a plane these days. I mean, first of all everyone jumps up at the first announcement, like oh yeah, they all have small children, wheelchairs, and first-class tickets. Because of the mad rush to board the plane en masse, there is without fail the one person in the front or middle of the plane who struggles to fit their wheelie bag into the bins. *shudder* Look, for one thing most planes, although admittedly not all, are designed for those wheelies to go wheels-out. Try it. Just see if the door will close over it. No really. I’ll be HAPPY to wait the 5 seconds for you to try that rather than for you to thoughtlessly sling your crap in sideways, taking up two-thirds of the compartment for your bag that you should have just checked anyway.
Ok, now we who were so eager to get up and board the plane are all waiting for you, and yes, you should have waiting for your rows to be called, or they shouldn’t call rows to board at all. I mean… if no one pays attention to them then why waste time on an already-taxed employee? Screw it, I say. Just let us all on. We do it anyway. You don’t stop us. Why should you? Save yourself some frustration.
Next, why why why why must everyone carry all their crap on board to begin with? Just check the dadgum bags. Are you going somewhere that you can’t wait ten minutes for your bags to come around? Or are you so afraid that you will have to wait for your crap to arrive with you at your destination?
Here’s where the materialism comes in. Do one of two things for me, America: either 1) pack all your crap into a carry-on sized bag. A standard, 15x9x21″ bag. This can, in a pinch, fit under the seat in front of you. No, really. Your crap won’t fit? Yeah it will. I can fit five days’ worth of business-casual into a larger-than-daypack sized backpack. It’s carry-on sized. I can even fit a second pair of shoes in there. And hair machineries. And even my own toothpaste and shampoo and whatever else I feel like I will miss. And.. I have room left over. I even have room in my very small backpack in which I pack my laptop and cords and book and water and all that crap that I really will need when I land.
But if you feel that’s simply not enough room, ok. Then do this: 2) check your big bag. That wheelie is really too large to be considered a carry-on. Really. And the wheels/handle combo add to the weight you’re just lugging around for the fun and satisfaction of having your undies and extra socks at your fingertips at all times. Check the bag and do not fear the loss of your precious clothing. It really will make it to your destination. And if it doesn’t? Great. New clothes that you obviously love so very very much to own and keep with you. Just.. let it go, man.
Sheesh. Whatever you do, just don’t clog up the aisles trying futiley to fit your big-assed bag while the rest of us hope that you and your army of like-minded comrades do not personally cause us to miss our connection at the other end of the flight. Or, God forbid, that you cause us to not be able to find a place for our own small-sized carry-on that we will then (Eeek!) have to check.